I actually wasn’t a lazy fuck for once in my life and have written TWO posts in a row. TWO whole posts. I lowkey feel like blogging Jesus. Anyways, today I’m going to be reviewing Mizon’s AHA 8% Peeling Serum, which was purchased after I was fucking around on r/AsianBeauty again. When I started reconstructing my struggle skincare routine, I decided to look for an AHA that would make my skin glow for days instead of looking dull as fuck. I also wanted to fade the dark spots, aka the lovely reminders of my struggles with acne. Shoutout to acne! After seeing everyone and they mama rave about this serum, my product junkie mind concluded I had to have it, and off to Amazon my ass went.
“A serum formulated with 8% AHA (glycolic acid), which is an ingredient that works to gently exfoliate dead skin cells and helps with hyperpigmentation. The bottle features a convenient dropper dispenser for controlled application. This formulation can help leave your complexion looking smoother, clearer and more even-toned. Ideal for all skin types.”
- Glycolic Acid
- Potassium Hydroxide
- Butylene Glycol
- Propylene Glycol
- Sodium Lactate
- Sodium Hyaluronate
- Peg-60 Hydrogenated Castor Oil
- Aloe Barbadensis Leaf Extract
- Portulaca Oleracea Extract
- Carica Papaya (papaya) Fruit Extract
- Arnica Montana Flower Extract
- Artemisia Absinthium Extract
- Achillea Millefolium Extract
- Gentiana Lutea Root Extract
- Disodium Edta
Looking back at the ingredients list, I should’ve curved the shit out of this serum. Being the newbie skincare junkie I was, I thought that “natural” ingredients equaled happy skin. Castor Oil + extracts + fragrance ≠ happy skin. Despite the laundry list of shit that could’ve irritated my face, the aloe vera extract does have me lit as fuck.
Upon the first application, the first thing I noticed was how how nice the serum smelled. It smelled like a concoction of really wonderful smelling fruit and normally I could give two shits about smell. Another petty observation: the packaging was deadass perfection! The serum comes in a dropper bottle, and the dropper dispenses the perfect amount of serum. The consistency of the serum was amazing as well. Its consistency is essentially a liquid that’s slightly thicker than water. The serum also dried incredibly quickly on my skin and didn’t dry my skin out. I actually found the serum a bit moisturizing, which was surprising.
When I woke up the next morning, my skin was incredibly soft. No other product has given me that type of smoothness. After years of scrubbing the shit out of my face with St. Ives Apricot Scrub(dark times y’all, dark times) and every other scrub imaginable, this little serum gave me the smoothest skin of my life.
Then, the fuckery begins. After about a lovely week of using the serum once a day at night, I started to notice pimples. Instead of chucking the serum ASAP like I normally would after the CeraVe disaster, I attributed the pimples to purging and was determined to push through. I reasoned to myself that if I could push through this messy ass purging phase, I would emerge with flawfree skin, free of hyperpigmentation, closed comedones, and general fuckery. As usual, I was ridiculously, comically wrong. Towards the end of my third week of using the serum, I had pimples all over my damn face. When I started getting pimples on my chin, I knew the jig was up: this serum was causing me to break out like crazy.
My last little gripe with the serum was that while it smoothed my skin, it had NO effect on the stubborn closed comedones on my forehead. I legitimately noticed no reduction in my forehead’s texture, which was pretty frustrating considering my forehead has been a bumpy mess for years now.
Y’all, I was so damn bitter over this serum. I was salty as fuck too. I feel like y’all can taste the salt through your computer screens. Or phones. Or whatever you’re reading this
Pulitzer Prize winning review on. This serum was such a disappointment because it seemed so promising, but ended up being a big disappointment for me. While the serum did exfoliate my skin and made it soft as shit, the breakouts that followed were not worth the hassle.
Madblackthot’s Rating Scale
1 – What kind of fuckshit? Would give this product to my worst enemy.
2- Mess. Trash ass product with one redeeming quality.
3 – Meh. Wouldn’t repurchase.
4 – It’s lit! Great product.
5 – My edges have been completely snatched to the gods. Holy grail of holy grails!
Some post review rambling: All of the reviews I’ve posted so far are negative as fuck lmao but the next review is Holy Grail material so that’s lit. I’m not going to promise that I’ll post every week because I ain’t shit but I’ve been crazy inspired to write stuff lately. Shoutout to anyone who read my lil rambling mess. Also if anyone cares my name is Audrey lmao.